Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts Pearldiving’s the life for me, I’m such a little putz The heat, the slime, I’ve never been on time I’m soaking wet, I’ll never save a dime Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes I was born to do dishes and my mom’s really bummed out I was born to do dishes fuck you, I’m just so proud I was born to do dishes and my mom’s really bummed out The heat, the slime, I’ve never been on time I’m soaking wet, I’ll never save a dime