Tell me why I feel so bad, honey TV’s flat and nothing is funny I get sad and stuck in a cone of silence Like a big balloon with nothing for ballast Labeled like a bottle for Alice Drink me or I’ll drown in a sea of giants And tell me, «Baby, baby, I love you It’s nonstop memories of you It’s like a video of you playing It’s all loops of seven-hour kisses Cut with a couple near-misses Back to the scene of the actor saying: ‘Tell me, baby, baby – why do I feel so bad ‘» Tell me why I feel so bad, honey Fighting left me plenty of money But didn’t keep the promise of memory lapses Like a building that’s been slated for blasting I’m the proof that nothing is lasting Counting to eleven as it collapses And tell me, «Baby, baby, I love you It’s nonstop memories of you It’s like a video of you playing It’s all loops of seven-hour kisses Cut with a couple near-misses Back to the scene of the actor saying: ‘Tell me, baby, baby – why do I feel so bad ‘» Baby, baby, I love you Baby, baby, I love you But baby, I feel so bad